英語簡單笑話故事大全
如果你是一個性格內(nèi)向的.人,那你就來看笑話吧,時間長了,你就會是一個性格開朗的人。以下是英語簡單笑話故事大全,歡迎閱覽!
1. Teacher: Would Shakespeare be a great man if he were still alive today? Student: Of course. He must be a great man, for so far nobody has lived to over 400 years.
老師:如果莎士比亞還活著,他會是一名偉人嗎? 學(xué)生:當(dāng)然。因?yàn)榈侥壳盀橹,還沒有人活到400多歲。
2.Boxing and Running Dan is teaching his son how to box. As he does so, he left his friend, "This is a tough world, so I’m teaching my boy to fight." Friend: "But suppose he comes up against someone much bigger than he is, who’s also been taught how to box." Dan: "I’m teaching him how to run, too."
丹在教他的兒子怎樣拳擊。他告訴他的朋友:“這是一個粗暴的世界,所以我要教我的兒子怎么去拼搏! 朋友:“如果他碰上的對手是一個比他高大,健壯而且也會拳擊的人怎么辦?” 丹:“我也會教他怎么樣賽跑呢!
3.Father:Well,Tom,I asked to your teacher today,and now I want to ask you a question.Who is the laziest person in your class?
Tom:I don't know,father.
Father:Oh,yes,you do!Think!When other boys and girls are doing and writing,who sits in the class and only watches how other people work?
Tom:Our teacher,father.
父親:哎,湯姆,今天我跟你們老師談過,現(xiàn)在我想問你個問題.你們班上誰最懶?
湯姆:我不知道,爸爸.
父親:啊,不對,你知道!想想看,當(dāng)別的孩子們都在做作業(yè)、寫字時,誰在課堂上坐著,只是看人家做功課?
湯姆:我們老師,爸爸.
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